Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Dad:  "Brooklynn, no toys allowed in bed at bedtime."
Brooklynn:  "I know daddy, but I like my money cash register."
Dad:  "I know you do honey, but only books are allowed at bedtime."
Brooklynn:  "Do you want to buy something first?"
Dad:  "Sure, are you selling toots?"
Brookynn:  "No silly, but I have some beans!"
Dad: [laughing] "Okay, I'll take some of those then."
Brooklynn:  [scanning] "Here's your money and here you go.  Do you want anything else?"
Dad:  "Sure, I'll take a kiss...do you have any?"
Brooklynn:  "Yes, but they're not on sale!!"
Dad:  "Time for bed Brooklynn...no toys in bed, don't make me come back here."

...I think she won this round....

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